Tax Day!...

OK so I am now officially a moron as I still have yet to fill out the forms. I have questions that no one can answer. I asked my dad, a layer neighbor, and that layers accountant. I still have no clue and am going CRAZY now as no one is calling back like they said they would! I am getting zero help! Does dyslexia qualify as just being to darn stupid to fill out these forms? I am pretty sure they are written in Greek and I just can’t learn a new language! Ugh if I didn’t have two small children I think I would just say FI and get drunk. No wonder everyone else hires someone to do this BS! I tried to save money and I am loosing my sanity! I rather loose the money.